I apologize it has been so long folks. Things have changed these past couple of years and I found myself knee-deep in adventures that did not involve commenting on movies. One of the issues that plagued me over this time is binge-watching television shows. If the entertainment business would stop making high-quality shows like Orange is the New Black, Mad Men and yes Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, then I can get back to what makes me happy: Pornography. Oh and the art of the cinema with my delightful insight.
That be said, I’M BACK BITCHES! Sorry, that was a little aggressive, but I am super excited to start this engine up again and see how she purrs. A thank you goes out to those who have asked where the blog has been and I hope not to disappoint. So let’s get to it.
This past weekend I was able to experience something that had been missing for a while. A True Action Movie: devoid of ludicrous plots, over (or under) acting and poor attempts at super good-looking people falling in love. Mad Max – Fury Road is exactly what it set out to be and I praise George Miller for keeping it simple and eye-popping fun at the same time. George wrote and directed the previous Max installments and returned for a fourth time and gave me what I really wanted and that was a sequel to The Road Warrior.
Let’s break this down for those who have seen the earlier versions and those who have not. Mad Max (1979) is completely overrated with terrible acting and cinematography but a descent story line to get the ball rolling of an apocalyptic Australia and a cop out for revenge. The Road Warrior (1981) is perfectly executed post-apocalyptic adventure filled with a lot of action and very little dialogue to water it down. Even with the feather hairstyles and latent homoerotic undertones, this movie holds better than most made that year. That leads us to the abysmal Mad Max-Beyond Thunderdome (1985), that is as much as is wish to discuss.
Mad Max –Fury Road brings us back to the high desert wasteland of The Road Warrior without the actual roads. This movie is like a modern rollercoaster that uses hydraulics and magnets to propel you up a hill at an insane rate and will not let down until the end. Tom Hardy steps into the sand soaked boots, previously worn by Mel Gibson, and does a serviceable job of speaking as little as possible but when he does, it sounds like he still thinks he is Bane in The Dark Knight Rises. Thou this is a “Mad Max” movie, the screen time is split between Hardy and Charlize Theron as Furiosa. Furiosa is the real hero of this story as she is the one leading her way back to freedom.
I would give more plot details but who cares? This is a High-Octane Action Film and never lets you catch your breath. This is a 2 hour chase scene filled with explosions, violence and insanity worthy of its title. Like Guardians of the Galaxy, at times I was trying to get to the bottom of the plot but then I thought “Why Bother”, just enjoy the fireworks and move on.
On the Beer Scale I give Mad Max –Fury Road 4 Pints of Guinness Irish Stout. It’s not for everybody but you will get what you paid for.